Nobody notices when we leave. I mean, the moment when we really choose to go. At best you might feel a whisper, or the wave of a whisper, undulating down.

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

"You’re not supposed to look back. You’re supposed to keep going."

anamorphosis-and-isolate:

"You’re not supposed to look back. You’re supposed to keep going."

chantelbrenna:

Driving to work in the morning.

chantelbrenna:

Driving to work in the morning.

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

starbuckviper:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

The most majestic stringed instrument…..the flute

starbuckviper:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

The most majestic stringed instrument…..the flute

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GOI AM A MAJESTIC CREATUREI SHALL TROD ON YOUPUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

lefrenchefamas:

LET ME GO
I AM A MAJESTIC CREATURE
I SHALL TROD ON YOU
PUT ME DOWN, HUMAN 

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

lesboflow:

Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

This is so incorrect, women comment on men just as much. It is not a social norm for men to comment on women as much as it is for women to comment on men. And also, its not a social norm, because i think you will find that just as much men will say wow shes a dickhead as much as women will say wow hes a dickhead. Social norms hit both sides, its not one sided. When a mans not taller than them how many women will decide hes not the one? This is a social norm men should be ‘taller’ men should have ‘abs’ men should have ‘muscles’ and i tell you its all bullshit. Women need to get a grip acting like bullying them is a social norm, its not its two sided. 

basedpidgeot:

ker-smash:

taskscape:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Give me this owl

stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about

Where is this and where can i get one?